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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via hotwhiteguy)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

(via hotwhiteguy)

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via hotwhiteguy)

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douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via hotwhiteguy)

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via hotwhiteguy)

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browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

(via sassygayclarinetist)

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via sassygayclarinetist)